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01 February 2007 @ 06:32 pm
Kabuto pushed himself off the floor of his lab, disoriented, to sit up. What happened? He looked around for a moment. The examining table was well-lit, some medical equipment on a tray near it, still lined up neatly. What-?

His head was splitting. He strove to remember what had happened. He was supposed to give Sasuke his monthly physical today. Yes. He had come. Kabuto winced as a streak of pain went through his head. Reaching up absently to soothe the headache, his hand glowing, he saw a flash of red.

Damn that Sasuke.

Grimly, he began to stand. As he began to bend his legs he realized he felt unusually cold. He glanced down in surprise.

Damn that Sasuke. No pants!

Memory returned in a rush. Kabuto had welcomed Sasuke into his lab, asked him how he was feeling, and how that new jutsu was coming along, nice and friendly. He had asked him to take off his pants and sit on the table, just like every other potential body of Orochimaru's. Typical medical ninja stuff. He should have known better than to look the little brat in the eye. Sasuke had used his sharingan to knock Kabuto out, and had taken his pants!

A flicker of movement from the examining table caught Kabuto's eye. A slip of paper. On it, in Sasuke's neat, tiny scrawl, it said, "Pants always beats no pants.
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