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01 February 2007 @ 06:32 pm
OCC.001 - Pants  
Kabuto pushed himself off the floor of his lab, disoriented, to sit up. What happened? He looked around for a moment. The examining table was well-lit, some medical equipment on a tray near it, still lined up neatly. What-?

His head was splitting. He strove to remember what had happened. He was supposed to give Sasuke his monthly physical today. Yes. He had come. Kabuto winced as a streak of pain went through his head. Reaching up absently to soothe the headache, his hand glowing, he saw a flash of red.

Damn that Sasuke.

Grimly, he began to stand. As he began to bend his legs he realized he felt unusually cold. He glanced down in surprise.

Damn that Sasuke. No pants!

Memory returned in a rush. Kabuto had welcomed Sasuke into his lab, asked him how he was feeling, and how that new jutsu was coming along, nice and friendly. He had asked him to take off his pants and sit on the table, just like every other potential body of Orochimaru's. Typical medical ninja stuff. He should have known better than to look the little brat in the eye. Sasuke had used his sharingan to knock Kabuto out, and had taken his pants!

A flicker of movement from the examining table caught Kabuto's eye. A slip of paper. On it, in Sasuke's neat, tiny scrawl, it said, "Pants always beats no pants.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
 
 
 
ichaicha_hatake: ownedichaicha_hatake on February 19th, 2007 06:52 pm (UTC)
And here I was worrying about my failures as a teacher. I guess I taught him well after all. Nice job, Sasuke-kun!
oto_scalpel: not impressedoto_scalpel on February 19th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
Very amusing, Hatake-san. But pranks are all we could expect from an elite jounin of Konoha, as your icon clearly shows.
ichaicha_hatake: kabuto ownedichaicha_hatake on February 19th, 2007 07:04 pm (UTC)
Perhaps you'd prefer this "owned" picture? ^_\\
oto_scalpel: kicking narutooto_scalpel on February 19th, 2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
*very minor tick mark* Just remember who lost that engagement, Kakashi-san.
Uchiha Sasuke: Stareat_a_whim on February 20th, 2007 12:32 am (UTC)
...When did that happen? *confused*
ichaicha_hatake: scratch headichaicha_hatake on February 20th, 2007 01:48 am (UTC)
You were there, Sasuke, but you were a little out of it. It was right after you fought that creepy kid in the chuunin exams, and we, ah... took care of your bruise.

Someone came around to make sure you never woke up. *glare at Kabuto*
Uchiha Sasuke: Redat_a_whim on February 21st, 2007 12:20 am (UTC)
*looks at Kabuto* ... *remembers to double check the lock on his door tonight*